yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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