Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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