Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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