At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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