She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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