So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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