No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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