And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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