But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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