You're so nebulous sometimes
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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