Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
no you cant smoke seaweed
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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