If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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