I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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