In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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