The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
this just has baby written all over it
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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