they need to just BURY HIM!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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