Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize