There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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