ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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