have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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