I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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