I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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