That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
