she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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