YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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