This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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