yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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