I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
literally had 100 drinks last night.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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