how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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