im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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