And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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