when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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