So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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