so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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