question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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