I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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