I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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