I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
