in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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