I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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