I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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