in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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