i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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