i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Terrible idea I love it
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize