Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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