ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No more Irish car bombs ever.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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