The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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