OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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