Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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