you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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