white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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