The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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