Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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