My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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