I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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