my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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